Originally released as 50,000 B.C., the 1963 nudie cutie Nudes On The Rocks imagines a time machine that transports Charlie Wishnik (burlesque comedian Charlie Robinson), a trailer park loser, to prehistoric days. There he encounters cavemen, naked cave women, and a carnivorous giant (tall Eddie Carmel from The Brain That Wouldn't Die). Directed by William Rose (Rent-a-Girl) with assistance from Arnold Drake (writer and co-producer of The Flesh Eaters), its feeble setup results in sub-par comedy routines peppered with forgotten burlesque queens and New York skin stars Gigi Darlene from Doris Wishman's Bad Girls Go To Hell, Jackie Miller (Rose's The Smut Peddler), and "Madame Olga" herself, Audrey Campbell, as libidinous stone-age sweeties. In a dual role, Julie Ange (Teenage Mother) is both Mrs. Wishnik and Cave Woman Queen. Producer Herbert Lannard was behind other Rose projects such as Professor Lust.
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