Producer William Rowland, best remembered for re-releasing the serious teen drama "This Rebel Breed" (1965) with incongruous nudie inserts, directed this look at "today's explosive revolution." Alberta Nelson from beach party movies ("Puss") is psychiatrist and researcher Virginia Grant, who, along with her daughter, is pulled into the shadows of the hippie culture she attempts to infiltrate. Also with Broadway actor John Craven, Nancy "Wild Guitar" Czar, and soap star Gary Pillar.
Hollywood veteran Lew Landers (1935's "The Raven") returned to the horror genre for his final directorial effort, 1962's proto-slasher "Terrified!," featuring a sadistic, ski-masked killer, for drive-in specialists Crown International. With Rod Lauren from "The Crawling Hand," "Uncle Jesse" Denver Pyle ("The Dukes Of Hazzard"), and an unbilled Angelo Rossitto as a dwarf. From the writer of "From Hell It Came."
Jerald Intrator's 1965 "extraordinary film production" features the framing device of a filmmaking team planning a sex movie, their various concepts depicted onscreen as vignettes. It's the sole film credit for star Lana Lynn ("Liz"), but also features Rusty Allen from H.G. Lewis' nudie "Daughter of the Sun" (1962) portraying a character named "Connie Mason." Also featuring an unexpected bump 'n' grind routine from none other than Audrey Campbell and the worst nom de porn ever, "Peter Small."
The first color feature from Australia, "Jedda" (1955) was the tragic tale of an Aboriginal girl adopted and raised by a white family but kept from learning of her cultural heritage. Written and directed by the Queensland husband and wife team of Charles and Elsa Chauvel; the former's "In The Wake Of The Bounty" (1933) had helped make a star of Errol Flynn. Both films are available on DVD.
Spencer Crilly (aka Zoltan G. Spencer), the auteur behind "Terror At Orgy Castle," directs and stars as "Mr. Zoltan," a pervert producer of adult films such as this. Also featuring Bonnie Cooper from "The Joys Of Jezebel," Mary Jane Shippen (H.G. Lewis' "Miss Nymphet's Zap-In"), "Mrs. Stone's Thing" star Ron Dyer, and a gorilla put to bad purpose.
Carlos Tobalina's 1982 sacrilegious, satirical smut-fest starred actor/filmmaker William Margold as Reverend Jerry, a Falwell clone who tricks his dumb-as-dirt parishioners into financing his activities at Madame Blanche's S&M-friendly brothel. Also with Gail Sterling (Gary Graver's "Suzie Superstar"), Don Fernando from "Candy Stripers" (1978), and prolific porn performer Herschell Savage.
Teaserama Thursday with sweaty, diminutive pinup king and RFK foil Irving Klaw and his 1955 compendium of burlesque acts filmed in a NYC studio standing in for a music hall stage. Performers include polished peelers Tempest Storm and Bettie Page, plus it's purportedly the first feature for the inimitable Joe E. Ross.
"Baby-faced Venus" Marina Vlady and Serge Reggiani from Visconti's "The Leopard" starred in director Robert Hossein's first feature, the 1955 "Les salauds vont en enfer," about two escaped convicts who invade the beach home of a young couple. Also with Robert Dalban from the 1964 "Fantomas" remake and Hossein himself.
As a teenager, my playground was downtown Norfolk, Virginia. On Saturdays - weekdays if I'd skipped school - I'd catch the downtown bus to see such films as The Honeymoon Killers (1969) and Equinox (1970). Then I'd go record shopping at Frankie's Got It record store, which was owned by "Norfolk sound" purveyor Frank Guida, the Sicilian-American record producer who discovered Gary "U.S." Bonds, Jimmy Soul, Tommy Facenda, and Lenis Guess, and who once received a fan letter from The Beatles. It was at Frankie's that I first became aware of the ouevre of Rudy Ray Moore, Skillet and Leroy, and many others, and bought my first Funkadelic album ("Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow"). I'd peruse my new vinyl treasures while enjoying a chili dog and an Orange Julius as I listened to my waitress boast about her boyfriend's big dick. A trip downtown also meant a stop at Henderson's Newsstand, a shabby-looking hole in the wall situated at the junction where the Granby Street of boutiques and department stores gave way to the street of shame so well remembered by generations of sailors who served duty at the Norfolk Naval Station. No less an expert on the subject than Johnny Legend has claimed that Norfolk, Virginia was the sleaziest town he'd ever set foot in. During the late sixties and early seventies, neon-lit taverns and cheap flophouses were still laid out tight as piano keys along this stretch of Granby Street. Hordes of sailors, some from faraway ports, swarmed past derelicts and con men from one bar to the next while MPs prowled the streets for drunk or AWOL gobs. Though it bordered this nether world of gin blossoms and lice, Henderson's Newsstand was, among other things, a respite for the intellectually curious. It was at Henderson's where I first laid eyes on publications such as The Village Voice; Evergreen Review; Ramparts; Ralph Ginsburg's Avant Garde; music zines Creem, Crawdaddy, NME and Melody Maker; the short-lived Eye; and a plethora of underground newspapers such as The East Village Other and The Berkeley Barb. They also sold grayish-colored hot dogs from a rotisserie. It was at Henderson's where I spied a tenth-grade classmate feverishly thumbing through an issue of Iron Man (not the Marvel comic). Most of these titles were not available anywhere else in Norfolk but from Henderson's, which staked its claim within sailor purgatory long before the appearance of head shops and counterculture bookstores. The proprietor of this oasis of literary ephemera was a man named Arthur Goldstein, whom everyone knew as "Bootsie." Diminutive, pallid, and always looking as if he'd just rolled out of bed, Bootsie could be seen evenings at closing time locking the door of his shop and scurrying down Granby Street, the daily racing form protruding from his ill-fitting sports jacket. In his shop, he was unfailingly courteous to anyone who stepped up to his counter to make a purchase or ask about the availability of a publication. But if you happened to catch his eye, you could tell that he was sizing you up. His was a business that depended on him being able to understand his customers. That's because Bootsie was not only the dealer of magazines ranging from Sex to Sexty to After Dark. He also sold, from under the counter, hard core pornography. LOTS of it. Many a sailor returned to his ship with a brown paper bag filled with books and magazines that, at the time, were illegal to either sell or buy. Before 1973's Miller v. California Supreme Court ruling began to loosen legal restrictions against hardcore pornography, a conviction for selling what is easily found nowadays on the internet would likely result in a steep fine and, possibly, a jail sentence. Laws regulating the sale of adult publications varied wildly from state to state, and Virginia's statutes were among the strictest. Unfortunately for Bootsie, he wasn't always successful in judging the intentions of his customers. Some turned out to be on the payroll of Norfolk's vice squad. During his career, Bootsie was arrested for selling smut a whopping total of 65 times, jailed twice, and fined over $65,000. His first arrest, in 1958 for defying two court orders to rid his store of adult magazines, cost him ten days in jail and $15,000 ( that's $123,000 in today's dollars) plus legal costs. Nevertheless, Bootsie would not back down from city hall's onslaught. He continued to peddle porn to those who wanted it, the law be damned. To genteel Norfolk, he was the problem that refused to go away. After the wide distribution of Gerard Damiano's Deep Throat (1972) and other explicit films had challenged and changed public attitudes about the acceptability of graphic depictions of sex, Bootsie's little store was still detested but grudgingly tolerated. When a zoning change designed to prohibit new adult bookstores and theaters from opening downtown took effect, Henderson's Newsstand was protected from the ban by a grandfather clause. The years of legal harassment finally seemed to be over for the lantern-jawed smut peddler. But in 1983 Henderson's was one of a half-dozen businesses wiped out by a five-alarm fire. (Along with Henderson's went the Downtown Wig Mart and Mr. Dog-N-Friend.) As staff writer Robert Morris of the Norfolk newspaper, The Virginian Pilot, opined on July 17, "A fire Saturday on Granby Mall may have done something that city officials, judges, and champions of Norfolk's community standards had been unable to do for more than three decades - put Arthur (Bootsie) Goldstein out of business." But a fire wasn't about to stop Bootsie. He was quoted the following day in front of his burned-out store: "...we'll get back in there soon...you gotta' work. If you don't work, you die." True to his word, Bootsie opened another store several blocks from the previous location. This newsstand, however, not only lacked the unique character of Henderson's but also no longer had an exemption to sell adult books and magazines. Bootsie was back in the hot seat, spending the next five years repeatedly facing new charges of vending pornography. Each time, his defense was to claim that he hadn't understood the court's orders. In 1988, while covering the most recent dust-up between Bootsie and City Hall, The Virginian Pilot stated: "These photos (one of which appears above) and this report are not the last we'll hear of Bootsie." And it wasn't, though the news took a turn for the tragic. On June 14, 1989, his 75th birthday, Bootsie was gunned down during a robbery in his newsstand. The frail old man had apparently been trying to escape his killer; the bullets had entered his back and buttocks. Bootsie's murderer, who fled the scene without ever finding the $126,00 bankroll hidden in the store, was never brought to justice. The only suspect in the cold-blooded killing was eventually released for lack of evidence. The sanitized "new" Norfolk proved to be no safer than its seedy forebear, and it was lawlessness, not the law, that finally ended Bootsie's run. One of Bootsie's prior indictments had been for "aiding in the delinquency of a minor." The "delinquency" in question was the act of Bootsie selling airplane glue to a high school student who was assisting the Norfolk Vice Squad in a sting operation. In the sixties, such glue was the drug of choice for wayward teens attracted by its low cost and easy availability. Testor's glue, used by hobbyists to bind the unassembled parts of their plastic Messerschmitts together, had been designated in 1969 by Virginia and other states as a controlled substance. Bootsie was convicted for selling a tube of it to a minor. This arrest may help explain a peculiar exchange I had with Bootsie in the summer of 1971. A 17-year-old friend had asked me, one year his senior and, therefore, a legal adult, to purchase for him at Henderson's a plastic vibrator (the generic type that would soon be widely available in shopping malls) so he and his girlfriend could, uh, "experiment" at the drive-in theater. I reluctantly agreed, and on carrying out the illicit deed found that Bootsie seemed somewhat reticent about the transaction. After checking my age and making the sale, he suddenly sprang from around the counter, reached up to wrap his arm around my shoulder, and, giving my elbow a paternal pat, rasped these words in my ear: "Whatever you do, make sure that no KIDS get their hands on this!" Some details for this tribute were drawn from articles written by Robert Morris and Tony Germanotta for The Virginian Pilot. The 1958 photo of downtown Norfolk's skid row is uncredited. Bootsie was photographed by Robie Ray for The Virginian Pilot, and the photo of me eating a hot dog from Henderson's Newsstand was taken by Jim Rosko. This tribute to Bootsie is dedicated to the memory of F. J. Armstrong.
By the mid-sixties, the first-run movie theaters of downtown Norfolk, Virginia, the formerly seedy seaport town from where I hail, were well beyond their glory days. Fear of crime and the convenience offered by the new suburban shopping centers had taken their toll on the crowds of consumers that had once flocked to the stores and venues along Granby Street. Theaters that hadn't switched to showing softcore porn to snag sailors on shore leave were juggling second-run Hollywood features with low-budget exploitation fare. The venerable Granby Theater abandoned first-run fare in favor of Succubus (1968) and The Horrors of Spider Island (1965). The Byrd, a decrepit fleapit of a theater where The Giant Behemoth (1959) had terrorized me as a six-year-old, hosted Torture Dungeon (1970) and other no-budget oddities before shutting its doors for good in late 1970. The Norva, now a concert hall, was the site of the local premiere of the Italian "mondo" film that had been retitled for U.S. audiences as Ecco (1965). The posh 2,100 seat Loews Theater ("Dixie's Million Dollar Dandy"), which had opened to great fanfare in 1926 with the silent comedy Beverly of Graustark starring William Randolph Hearst's own rosebud, Marion Davies, was likely to follow the first-run engagement of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) with the re-release of the double-billed Blood Feast and Two Thousand Maniacs. It was at the Loews where I first saw Sam Peckinpah's The Wild Bunch (1969) and Straw Dogs (1971), and endured such grindhouse legends as Mark Of The Devil (1970), The Last House On The Left (1972), and Twitch Of The Death Nerve (1972). It's also where I stumbled across Nelson Lyon's The Telephone Book (1971), a surreal satire so obscure it was once believed to be lost, or to have never existed at all. Because it fetishizes outdated technology and depicts behavior then considered transgressive that now seems quaint, the black and white The Telephone Book can be appreciated as a time capsule from a bygone era. Set in New York City, ground zero for cool until 1993 when Rudy Giuliani reshaped it into an urban Disneyland for midwestern tourists, The Telephone Book was inspired by the old saw about a movie director challenged to make a film based on the most impossible of sources: the Manhattan telephone directory. Writer/director Lyon, an ad man by trade, turned this seemingly unfilmable premise into a tale of telephone scatologia that amply demonstrates why his friends called him "Dr. Smut." Blonde, helium-voiced Alice (Sarah Kennedy) struggles with ennui in her sparsely furnished - only a bed! - high-rise until the day she receives what is apparently the granddaddy of obscene telephone calls. Aroused by the creativity of the sonorously-voiced reprobate, she insists on knowing his name. It's John Smith, he tells her, and he's in the phone book. So begins Sarah's quest to locate her aural exciter by calling every John Smith in the Manhattan phone book until the right one answers. As luck would have it, every New Yorker she encounters, whether named John Smith or not, is either a kook or an outright pervert, as in John Schlesinger’s Midnight Cowboy (although the Motion Picture Academy of Arts and Sciences somehow failed to recognize Lyon’s effort). This screwball scenario is padded to feature length through the seemingly random insertion of interviews with actors portraying reformed obscene callers, and by stock footage used to similar effect in Michael Sarne’s regrettable adaptation of Gore Vidal’s Myra Breckinridge from the previous year. For older viewers, the most intriguing facet of The Telephone Book might be its offbeat cast. Those who remember the television series The Fugitive will recognize Barry Morse (Lt. Philip Gerard, the nemesis of Richard Kimble) as Har Poon, “the world’s greatest stag film actor.” Two of Andy Warhol’s “superstars,” Ondine and Ultra Violet, are also on hand, as is groupie/go-go dancer Geri Miller from the Warhol-produced Flesh (1968) and Trash (1970). In his commentary on the Vinegar Syndrome dual-format release of The Telephone Book, producer Merwin Bloch reveals that Warhol himself was filmed for a segment that was later excised, to Bloch’s eternal regret, to tighten the pacing. Future porn star Marlene Willoughby makes an appearance, and rubber-faced character actor Roger C. Carmel (Harry Mudd from Star Trek) gives a standout comic performance as a leering subway flasher. Most unexpectedly, the late Jill Clayburgh, star of Paul Mazursky's An Unmarried Woman (1978), portrays Alice's unnamed friend, a Manhattan caricature always shown in bed wearing an eye mask. (Bloch notes in his commentary that Clayburgh was offered the lead role but declined due to the requisite nudity.) The most inspired casting, however, is soap opera star Norman Rose as Mr. Smith, the obscene caller. Rose’s smooth baritone, dubbed “the voice of God” by his contemporaries, is immediately recognizable from his many television commercials (he was Juan Valdez for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Columbia). The eventual mask-to-face meeting of Mr. Smith and Alice is a perverse yet oddly charming echo of classic Hollywood romances. It’s also the apogee of a hipster’s love of antiquity as reflected in the vintage movie posters adorning Har Poon’s bare studio and the scratchy recording of 1930’s torch singer Helen Morgan crooning “Something to Remember You By” that accompanies the opening credits. At its most inspired, Lyon’s script forces the viewer to imagine, rather than actually hear, the ne plus ultra of Mr. Smith’s obscenities. His finely-wrought filth is represented in a climactic scene through a color cartoon sequence by Leonard Glasser that, though crudely inked and animated, more accurately represents the style and sensibility of underground “comix" than anything Ralph Bakshi ever dared. Millennials will probably respond with bemusement to a film set in a world where people searched for phone numbers in a book so thick that it was often used as a booster seat for children, where the identity of a person on the other line was not betrayed by caller ID, and the sight of two adjacent phone booths didn’t seem at all unusual. It was a moment in time between a more circumscribed era when you might lose your day job for appearing in a nudie film (a la Audrey Campbell) and the anything-goes world of hardcore porn. Following the X-rated The Telephone Book, her film debut, Sarah Kennedy joined the cast of Dan Rowan and Dick Martin’s waning comedy series Laugh-In to claim the “giggly blonde” role after the departure of Goldie Hawn. Nelson Lyon was subsequently hired as a writer for Saturday Night Live, where he befriended a chubby comic who soon became the program’s most popular performer. Lyon's involvement in the cocaine and heroin-fueled orgy that killed his portly pal, John Belushi, on March 5, 1982, resulted in him being blacklisted by the film and television industry. He died in 2012, the same year that Norfolk's evolving Loew's Theater, now owned and operated by a local community college, commemorated its rich cinematic history - and the law of diminishing returns - by screening Michel Hazanavicius' genteel silent film The Artist (2012). As with Manhattan, it's a different town now. Also reviewed for this edition of ecco: El Vampiro Negro (1953), It Follows (2015), and Return From the Ashes (1965). Added to the archive is Freeway (1996).
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