Thanksgiving will never be the same when the henchmen of a mad scientist, who just so happens to also be a turkey farmer, dose hapless biker Herschell (writer/co-director Steve Hawkes) with a serum that turns poor Hersch into a vampire turkey monster. What's worse, he's a picky vampire turkey monster, finding only the tainted blood of drug addicts to his liking. Will he be saved by Jesus? Another fine fucked-up Florida production from the Grinter family, featuring co-writer/director Brad, son Randy, and daughter Heather. Brad's emphysema-rattled anti-drug rant is alone worth the price of admission.